tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16149334259278012392024-03-05T07:48:59.659-08:00GIVING NOTICE NOWThe observations and writings of Jennifer Campaniolo.Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.comBlogger146125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-17989146410483681142015-05-20T10:11:00.000-07:002015-05-21T05:24:45.839-07:00Why 'While We're Young' Annoyed Me<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Mike and I went on a Tuesday date night this week. He's recently completed his masters degree and is trying to reconcile himself with the fact that he now has something called "free time." It hasn't quite hit him yet, and he has to fight the impulse to worry about homework that he no longer has to do.<br />
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We had pizza and beer at Otto and then went to see the Noah Baumbach movie <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1791682/" target="_blank">While We're Young</a> at the <a href="http://www.coolidge.org/" target="_blank">Coolidge Corner Theatre</a>. I picked the film because I liked Baumbach's previous independent films <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367089/" target="_blank">The Squid and the Whale</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1234654/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1" target="_blank">Greenberg</a>, and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2347569/?ref_=nm_knf_i3" target="_blank">Frances Ha.</a> <br />
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Josh and Cornelia are a married, childless couple in their mid-forties living in New York City. They're both documentary film makers, but Josh has been working on the same film for the last eight years with no sign of completing it. Cornelia wonders why they don't travel more or at least go out sometimes, and Josh blames his film work. The couple befriend a younger married duo, Jamie and Darby, and for a
while they revel in their relationship with their new, cooler friends,
also childless and ready to go drinking and dancing at any hour without
having to call a sitter. Under Jamie and Darby's hipster influence, Cornelia takes hip hop dance lessons and Josh
buys a fedora and rides a bike with no hands (though inevitably he ends up hurting
himself, then finds out he has arthritis. "You mean ARTHRITIS,
arthritis?" he asks the doctor, dumbfounded. "I usually only say it
once," the doctor tartly replies.)<br />
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There were definitely funny moments (and plenty of awkward-funny ones) in the movie and I could relate to a lot of the issues the main characters Cornelia and Josh grapple with: coping with getting older, wanting to stay hip but realizing your limitations, not reaching your full artistic potential by a certain age, and being childless in a child-centric society that won't stop reminding you how wonderful parenting is.<br />
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*SPOILER ALERT*: What bothered me about the movie is that it resolved itself in the same
pat, conventional way that so many movies and TV shows do. Near the conclusion of the film, Josh, disillusioned by his young friend and purported-protege Jamie, tells Cornelia he's finally realizing he has the best day everyday because they are together, and they even talk of renewing their wedding vows. That's sweet and promising. I wish the movie had ended there. But later you see them at the airport and Cornelia has a stack of glossy magazines. At first I thought, Oh good, they're finally going to travel to exotic places and enjoy their life. But instead of finding adult happiness in
the road less traveled, they have drunk the Kool-Aid. Turns out they're flying to Port-au-Prince to adopt a baby.<br />
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The audience gets their happy ending, assured in knowing Josh and Cornelia will be all right now that they're doing what everyone else their age is doing (even <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0395259/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t4" target="_blank">Adam Horovitz</a>, aka rapper Ad-Rock of the Beastie Boys, who plays Josh and Cornelia's age-appropriate friend, is a stay-at-home dad!) Now Cornelia won't have to attend those Mommy and Baby sing-alongs with her friends and be the only one without a baby. This probably means she'll be dropping the hip hop classes, too.<br />
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Since I hit puberty I've been struggling to fit in somewhere, to find my tribe. I had the most success at this in my 20s, when I had time to make close friendships and my friends were easily accessible and had as much free time as I did. New York City was our playground and we made the most of it. Of course, I experienced a different kind of loneliness then--the loneliness of being single for most of the decade. In my 20s finding a long-term relationship was my goal, the gold ring I couldn't seem to grasp for very long. I often got in my own way, dating the wrong guys and thinking I could change them into the right ones. I was also dating in a city notorious for guys who were always looking to trade up.<br />
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When I finally did meet the right man, it meant sacrificing some things. I've written about <a href="http://givingnoticenow.blogspot.com/2008/12/got-change.html" target="_blank">this</a> <a href="http://givingnoticenow.blogspot.com/2013/08/the-most-hotly-debated-topic-on.html" target="_blank">before</a>. I left my friends and family to move to Brookline because my husband wanted to live closer to his aging parents, and after years of soul-searching I decided that even though he didn't want children I still wanted to be with him. I chose to be with the person I fell in love with over some future guy who may or may not have materialized and who I may or may not have had children with anyway. I don't feel (nor have I ever felt) that I settled--I fell in love and subsequently I made conscious choices that I believed in because what I was getting was more important to me than the road not taken.<br />
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I still feel that way--but that doesn't mean I don't get lonely for my friends back home or wonder how much easier my life would be if I was married to someone who wanted kids. I don't have a strong desire to raise a child, I just don't have a strong sense of what the alternative route can be. Everywhere I look I see messages that young women are prized for their attractiveness and sexuality and older women for their ability to have and rear children. I'm no longer young but I'm not a mother, so where do I fit in? <br />
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The ending of <i>While We're Young</i> left me feeling let down. It's one thing when all your friends have kids--that's their choice and I'm happy for them because I know they wanted children. But it's disappointing when you're watching a fictional story and the rare screen couple who you think is reflecting back to you the lifestyle you're living ends up rejecting it.<br />
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I felt the same way with <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0025878/?ref_=nv_sr_1" target="_blank"><i>The Thin Man</i></a> movies. Nick and Nora, Nora with her fabulous outfits, Nick with his debonair charms, the both of them with their cocktails and witty, affectionate banter and their cute dog Asta made me feel better. It could be glamorous rather than pitiable to be child-free. But by the second movie, Nora was pregnant and there goes that.<br />
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I guess there's always <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051383/?ref_=nv_sr_1" target="_blank">Auntie Mame</a>, though I can't claim to be that adventurous (or well-off.) There's Hank and Marie Schrader from <i>Breaking Bad</i> but Marie's a compulsive liar and shoplifter--hardly someone to admire. <br />
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When I got home from the movie I was in a funk. I googled "celebrities who don't have children" to see if there was anyone besides Oprah and Dolly Parton. Jennifer Aniston. Cameron Diaz. Renee Zellweger. Winona Ryder. Ashley Judd. Kim Cattrall. Helen Mirren. Some of the people on the list, like Zooey Deschanel and Eva Mendes, have since had babies. This exercise didn't do much to comfort me, either, because they can boast fame and fortune and great genes. <br />
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As we were walking home from the theatre, my husband and I talked about my reaction to the ending. Mike observed that even though child-rearing is hard work, it is also easier when you have a route set out for you, one that many others have traveled. You know what you are going to be doing for the next 20 years--your purpose is laid before you like a red carpet. I hate to belabor Frost, but the road less traveled is a lot thornier, with lots more trees and brush to hack through. <br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-7607079832642465582015-05-10T19:15:00.005-07:002015-05-10T19:23:45.885-07:00The kernel of sadness in every happy moment<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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In <a href="http://markepsteinmd.com/?p=56" target="_blank"><i>The Trauma of Everyday Life</i></a>, Mark Epstein, MD, writes,<br />
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<i>Life is beautiful sometimes, for sure; in fact, it's totally amazing, every day a good day; but that doesn't stop things from being fragile and precarious, nor does it stop us from feeling all too alone. Of course, the line between normal everyday life and calamity seems extraordinarily thin sometimes, but regular life, even in its glory, is difficult. Things don't always go as they should. Our friends and loved ones struggle. The specter of loss is always hovering. And we often feel adrift, unmoored, fearful, and out of our depth.</i><br />
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I read this passage over a few times. It perfectly encapsulates how I feel most of the time. Even in good moments, peaceful moments, those oh-so-rare optimal moments, there is the fear of loss and what will happen when the good feeling passes--because it always does. In happiness there is also fear and dread.<br />
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This week I stayed at a beach house rental with my parents, along with my two aunts and an uncle visiting from Sweden. It was a rare opportunity to be right by the ocean, to spend time with relatives I don't often get to see, and to enjoy a home away from home. As a freelancer I spend so much time alone in my apartment that this situation was a lovely gift.<br />
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I did spend some time fretting about getting older, about my parents getting older, about loneliness and what I would do when I'm the only one of my immediate family still living. I know this sounds silly and melodramatic. But the thoughts were there, humming in the background as I walked on the beach alone at 7 a.m., stopping to pick up a tulip shell or snap a picture of a sandpiper, it's long thin red beak pecking at the sand.<br />
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I was happy in those moments, but I was also full of dread. What will happen when my husband is gone, my parents, even my sweet dog who I love to pieces? How will I cope? Will I never have happy moments again?<br />
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I don't have any answers. I could say that distraction helps. Showing gratitude helps. Realizing that I can't predict the future helps (who says <b>I</b> won't be struck down by lightening tomorrow?) Often when we are in dread of some future event it actually turns out better than we expected. Or we make it so because when it comes down to it we don't want to be unhappy. It's the events and feelings that we <b>don't</b> expect that often blindside us. <br />
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I had a nice time in Florida this week, I truly did. I have a lot to be grateful for. But it's hard when you know that moment is coming when you have to turn around and go back. All the while you're enjoying walking along that peaceful shoreline, feeling the warm water lap at your bare toes, you know it's going to end because everything ends. Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-34769131857447554502015-05-05T18:50:00.001-07:002015-05-05T19:39:50.664-07:00Coming back to the present moment<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I recently decided to give mindfulness another try.<br />
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Back in 2012, when I was writing on this blog more often, I was reading a lot about Buddhism and immersing myself in mindfulness practice. Certain events caused me to lose my enthusiasm for Buddhist idealogy. I had met too many Buddhists who, rather than being genuinely peaceful, kind and serene, were actually (to my eye) quite the opposite. Not all of them certainly, but enough that I mostly turned away from the entire scene.<br />
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It took some time and self-reflection to see that I was painting a whole group with the same broad brush. Buddhism has as many facets and factions as it does kinds of people who follow its principles. Just because I met some individuals whose behavior I found hurtful or hypocritical, didn't mean I needed to turn away from mindfulness practice altogether. No, I don't believe in reincarnation or sacred offerings or bowing down to certain llamas who I've been told are "chosen." But that doesn't mean I can't believe in the other philosophies that make sense to me.<br />
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I am reading <a href="http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18505796-10-happier" target="_blank"><i>1</i></a><i><a href="https://www.blogger.com/null" target="_blank">0% Happier: How I Tamed the Voice in My Head, Reduced Stress Without Losing My Edge, and Found Self-Help That Actually Works</a></i> by Dan Harris. Although Harris works in TV news (itself a hotbed of ego) his writing is very funny and he also strikes me as a self-aware kind of guy who doesn't take himself (or anyone else) too seriously. Harris advocates the writing of Dr. Mark Epstein, some of which I've read or have on my reading list. Epstein's work also seems reasonable to me.<br />
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Most of my life I've struggled with periodic bouts of depression and anxiety, mostly due to ruminating on "the worst that could happen" kind of scenarios or worrying about not measuring up to my self-imposed, very high standards of who I should be, what I should look like, the sorts of things I should achieve, etc. I always have one eye open for a "cure"-- or at least a balm that will give me a little more peace-of-mind. <br />
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There is a lot of positive talk about the effectiveness of mindfulness-based cognitive therapy for depression and anxiety. This NPR podcast, <a href="http://www.npr.org/programs/invisibilia/375927143/the-secret-history-of-thoughts" target="_blank">"The Secret History of Thoughts"</a> mentions the latest "thought science." I listened to the program on a train ride where the internet connection was choppy at best, but I heard enough to start thinking about revisiting mindfulness practice.<br />
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The idea of mindfulness-based thinking (as I understand it) is to allow yourself to have negative thoughts without trying to reason them away. Instead, you let them float by like soap bubbles, not engaging with them at all but letting them pass right by you. They'll then dissolve or burst, but the point is they're inconsequential. They exist but they have no real substance.<br />
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We take our thoughts too seriously, as if whatever we think is indisputable fact. But how can it be when there is so much in our world that is inexplicable, amorphous, constantly changing? <br />
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So I'm coming back to the present...again and again, trying to let my worries and obsessive thoughts wash out to sea. It's not easy and it takes constant repetition. But I'm here.Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-40028153218749450592015-02-01T20:25:00.001-08:002015-02-08T12:52:58.744-08:00What Women Want (The Valentine's Day Edition)<br />
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What do women want on Valentine's Day? We want to feel special, cherished, appreciated, loved, and for some of us, a little indulged even.<br />
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Yes, we want a gift but not any old gift you picked up on your way home from work at 7PM on Valentine's Day night. We want the <i>effort </i>that was put into that gift. Because it's the effort that a man makes that causes a woman to feel special. Effort, as they say, is attractive.<br />
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The element of surprise shows effort. Surprising someone takes planning; it's <i>premeditated romance</i>. The classic surprise is the blindfolded trip to some event, favorite restaurant or weekend away. It can also be the unexpected gift left on the bed or the individual fancy chocolates hidden around the apartment for her to find. It's fun, it's a little sly, and it's very endearing.<br />
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Knowing a woman's taste is key to a successful Valentine's Day gift. It shows you're paying attention. So start listening for clues a month or two before February 14 rolls around.<br />
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For example, my husband Mike likes to say that he never needs to ask me what I want for Christmas--he just starts listening more closely to me a few months before holiday shopping time, and by Thanksgiving, he has all the ideas he needs!<br />
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One issue I sometimes have with Mike is that I love impractical, sometimes fussy, usually superfluous gifts. Yes I could use an immersion blender, but do I want one for Valentine's Day from my significant other? In my mind, that's something we can pick up the next time we're in a Bed, Bath and Beyond. No, I want the earrings or the bag or the jeweled gloves. I don't care that I have a lot of earrings, bags and gloves. That's not the point. Practicality isn't in the spirit of Valentine's Day--treating your partner to something pretty that you know she'll love is what I'm talking about.<br />
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So just for fun, here are five things I would want in a Valentine's Day gift basket. Warning: Lots and lots of frills here.<br />
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<li>A fancy cookbook I mentioned I wanted to buy and that I hoped he would note for future reference (This <a href="http://www.rizzoliusa.com/book.php?isbn=9780847843350" target="_blank">one</a> looks good.) With all the cookbooks I have, plus access to Pinterest, it's not that I lack for new recipes. But cookbooks are like works of art and I like to flip through them and "imagine" cooking every dish. </li>
<li>Perfume, like Lancome's <a href="http://www.lancome-usa.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-lancome_us-Site/default/Product-Show?pid=100606&bookmark=522036" target="_blank">La Vie Est Belle</a> or <a href="http://www.joie.com/folle-de-joie" target="_blank">Folle de Joie</a> eau de parfum. I don't spend more than $40 on perfume for myself, but the ones that smell really great and that I would wear everyday cost a bit more than that.</li>
<li>A box of assorted <a href="http://www.mrchocolate.com/" target="_blank">Jacques Torres</a> chocolates. </li>
<li>This <a href="http://www.katespade.com/pave-tiny-metro/1YRU0720,en_US,pd.html?dwvar_1YRU0720_color=001&cgid=ks-jewelry-watches#start=2&cgid=ks-jewelry-watches" target="_blank">watch</a>. People should start wearing watches again. </li>
<li>These <a href="http://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/product/33861063.jsp?cm_mmc=pinterest-_-product-_-share-_-33861063#/" target="_blank">gloves</a>. So pretty, and you need something that sparkles in the dead of winter.</li>
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So turning the tables, what do you get your guy for Valentine's Day? Again, it's about putting thought into it and showing you are considering what he really wants--not just what you'd like him to have. So if he wants cheese balls and corn nuts and a six-pack, who are you to judge him for it? Give him what he wants. If you know old-fashioned candy is his thing--forget the high fructose corn syrup for one day and get him the jaw breakers and pop rocks and all that other stuff you haven't touched since you were 12 years old.<br />
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I went and surfed <a href="http://mancrates.com/">ManCrates.com</a> for a while and you can get some really fun and creative ideas for all sorts of <a href="https://www.mancrates.com/gifts-for-men" target="_blank">gifts-in-a-crate</a> to surprise your sweetie--whether he's into zombies, video games, bacon or beer. Check them out.<br />
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And don't forget the card. A real card. Yes, they still make them. <br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-24509386319870863042014-04-21T07:43:00.002-07:002014-04-21T13:24:58.470-07:00Book Review: How Patience Works by Janet Kathleen Ettele<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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**Thank you to Karuna Publications for the review copy**<br />
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Fables are a popular vehicle for teaching because of their simplicity. Like song lyrics, you can superimpose yourself into the story without much effort. I put fables in a different category than other types of writing where I expect lots of character development and detail. Fables are simply not built to support that level of embellishment. What matters when you read a fable is if you were A. moved by it on a very basic level and B. if you learned something essential about the human experience. <br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-Patience-Works-Benefit-Others/dp/1937114031/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1398088404&sr=8-1&keywords=How+Patience+Works" target="_blank"><b><i>How Patience Works: The Quiet Mind to Benefit Others</i></b> </a>by Janet Kathleen Ettele (Karuna Publications, May 2014) is one such successful fable. The third in a series of tales following a young man named Troy and his girlfriend Maggie that started with <i>How Generosity Works</i> and <i>How the Root of Kindness Works</i>, <i>How Patience Works</i> illustrates the teachings of Master Shantideva's Perfection of Patience. According to Wikipedia, Shantideva was an 8th-century Indian Buddhist whose master work--translated as <i>A Guide to the Bodhisattva's Way Of Life</i>--is a timeless piece of wisdom, a long poem describing the process of enlightenment from the first thought to full buddhahood which is still studied by Mahayana and Vajrayana Buddhists today. <br />
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If you read this blog you know I'm not a practicing Buddhist, but I like the teachings and have tried to internalize some of them as part of my personal philosophy. On the concept of karma I'm a bit skeptical, but I'm open to the possibility, and can see how you get back what you put out in the world (for the most part.) I highlighted some lines in <i>How Patience Works </i>that gave me pause. Here is one:<br />
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<i>Anger is like a bad vapor that permeates space, and the space it permeates is that of the mind. Imagine yourself captive in a room filled with a putrid stench. Then imagine that while in this room you are presented with delicious food. You would not be able to enjoy any pleasant taste because you would be overwhelmed by the awful smell. When anger permeates the mind, its negative aspects become dominant, blocking us from experiencing the sweet things in life.</i><br />
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This passage is spoken by Mrs. Sternau, an elderly widow who every Thursday comes into the diner where Troy and Maggie work (she often flubs their names, calling them "Trevor" and "Molly.") Mrs. Sternau likes to write notes to her husband on the paper place mat at her seat, and then leave them behind like offerings to the universe. Troy secretly pockets and collects them. At first he claims it's out of respect, but then admits it's because he thinks the messages are wise and inspirational--the first indication that Mrs. Sternau will be the teacher in this fable, just as a music teacher named Grace and a Vietnam veteran named Abe were teachers in the first two fables.<br />
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The problems facing Troy and Maggie are common enough--Troy is struggling to keep his cool around his shrewish stepmother, Maureen, and Maggie would like to have more control over her emotions, especially when she's confronted by rude customers in the diner. They are befriended by Mrs. Sternau, who at 80-something has successfully mastered her own emotions and is eager to share what she knows with her two young <span data-dobid="hdw">protégés</span>. Over tea and crumpets Mrs. Sternau tells the kids about an incident that happened early in her marriage that tested the couple--and how the teachings helped them to transcend the feelings of helplessness, anger and frustration that threatened to hijack their happiness. <br />
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<i>How Patience Works</i> is a very sweet and gentle story that beautifully illustrates the teachings of Shantideva. It's a perfect little book for bedtime, when you're trying to loosen the hold of the day's problems from your mind to find a place of peace. <br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-53816522427783233922013-09-13T20:02:00.000-07:002013-09-14T08:56:58.960-07:00Kiss me again with your Barbasol face<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Number of toiletry products taking up space on our bathroom counter: 32.<br />
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Number of toiletry items belonging to me: 12.<br />
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Number of toiletry items belonging to my husband: 17 (with the remaining three being shared items like toothpaste).<br />
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My husband has not taken up female impersonation nor has he fallen victim to <a href="http://www.policymic.com/articles/63273/the-new-metrosexual-trend-cosmetic-skincare-for-men" target="_blank">this depressing trend</a>. He is far from being a metrosexual--unless metrosexuals are now wearing old t-shirts with logos of defunct start-ups on them and habitually losing gift cards to clothing stores because they waited two years to use them.<br />
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For the last few years Mike has been accumulating shaving products. It started with some "classic" razors (old) and a couple of matchbook-sized boxes of new blades. Then it was a <a href="http://www.sarabonnymanpottery.com/moss_scuttle.htm" target="_blank">moss scuttle</a> from a pottery-maker in Nova Scotia. That led to quests to find and obtain <a href="http://www.proraso.com/" target="_blank">this</a> and <a href="http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/store/jump/productDetail/Health_&_Beauty/Health_&_Beauty/Bay_Rum_Aftershave/54682" target="_blank">this</a> and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Original-Maurer-Wirtz-Shaving-Ounces/dp/B000GHYXG4" target="_blank">this</a>.<br />
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It's not like him to just <i>dabble</i> in a hobby--no, he dives right in. He joins online forums. He recruits: several co-workers are now his compatriots in the art of shaving. They order shaving creams together and sample each other's soaps. They text each other when they buy a new badger brush or mug. They catch each other mindlessly caressing their own chins (or, in slightly cruder terms, <i>faceterbating</i>, as in "I'm sitting here rocking on the screened porch, <i>faceterbating</i> after a lime shave.")<br />
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I can't recall the last time I shared a beauty product with a friend, much less texted someone after a trip to Sephora. If I find a product I like I might pin it or mention it in conversation if the topic comes up. I haven't converted anyone to using my brand of dry shampoo.<br />
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He likes the ritual of shaving the way that I enjoy the ritual of coffee and the newspaper (another dying pastime). The <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades,11056/" target="_blank">Mach 5 </a>is purely a marketing gimmick in his eyes. If his father didn't use it, it's not worth it. If it's sold in an antique shop, it's a winner.<br />
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He's mentioned wanting his own shelf for all his shaving products. After looking at how many of his new products are squeezing out my assorted bottles like <a href="http://gothamist.com/2008/04/02/seat_hogs_bewar.php" target="_blank">a man taking up all the space on a subway bench</a>, I tend to agree. <br />
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I'm not complaining, mind you. Despite an aversion to changing his sneaker style (which is mid-80's black high-top Reeboks) my husband pays careful attention to hygiene. He wears an appropriate amount of cologne and/or after-shave so as not to smell like a college boy who hasn't showered in a week but douses himself in CK One (what they wore in the 90's when I was in college--not sure what the kids are wearing now). Instead he smells very clean and masculine, sort of what I imagine a man in the 1950's smelled like as he headed out the door mornings in suit and hat. There's something to be said for that man of old--it partly explains all the Baby Boomers.<br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-23137831508081686722013-08-10T10:26:00.002-07:002013-08-10T10:33:54.711-07:00The most hotly-debated topic on the Internet is...<br />
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I read this entry on <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-kinnear/5-things-parents-need-to-stop-saying-to-non-parents_b_3573670.html" target="_blank">Huffington Post</a> written by a dad giving advice to parents about what NOT to say to non-parents (or the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/elizabeth-hawksworth/childless-vs-parents_b_3732758.html" target="_blank">childless</a> or the <a href="http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/06/can-parents-stay-friends-with-the-child-free/?_r=0" target="_blank">child-free</a> or <a href="http://www.dinklife.com/" target="_blank">DINKS</a>.) I thought the article made some good points and it was refreshing to hear from a parent who was sensitive to the fact that relationships between parents and non-parents can be strengthened by a little empathy and understanding on both sides.<br />
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Of course articles like this almost always incite a comments war. The decision to have children (or not) seems to rile people up like no other subject--except maybe politics, race, or religion. There are people on both sides of the issue who seem to feel that their decision is the only valid one. Ignorance of the other side is rampant. Some over-zealous parents (usually mothers, but sometimes dads) feel the need to defend parenthood as the most self-sacrificing and meaningful decision an adult can make. They accuse the child-free of being selfish and immature and put fear in their hearts about missing out on life and growing old and lonely. Meanwhile, defensive non-parents accuse parents of being egomaniacs who are just looking to replicate their wonderful genes. Or that parents are pod people who can only talk about their children's accomplishments. Of course the fact that these non-parents owe their existence to their own self-sacrificing "pod parents" is rarely mentioned. I've read comments from both perspectives that I hope have never been aired out loud because they're so petty and mean. These are comments that lack empathy and would end most friendships.<br />
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As a non-parent in the minority, let me share my experience thusfar. All of my friends who are around the same age as me have children now. One of my friends is delivering this week, in fact. It has been an adjustment getting used to the idea that my friends have a different focus now--perhaps even more so for me because most of my friends waited to have kids until their late thirties so I'm accustomed to thinking of them without kids. I won't lie--it can be lonely sometimes to be the only one without children. While they're adjusting to life with a baby on their hip, I'm fighting a chip on my shoulder. I worry, do they think I'm weird? Do they judge me? Will they want to stay friends? How involved do they want me to be with their kids? Is it OK if I want to occasionally spend some "girl time" with them that doesn't include their children, or should I consider it a package deal from now on?<br />
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Most of these questions were resolved fairly early on between me and my girlfriends, which makes me feel lucky to have chosen wisely in the friend department. The women who know me best appreciate me for who I am and aren't looking for another friend to trade diaper jokes with--they have enough of those, thank you. There was one incidence when a friend of mine mentioned that having her son gave her a reason to wake up in the morning, and I recall feeling stung at first. Was she intimating that I, by contrast, did <u>not</u> have a reason to wake up? But I caught myself before upchucking my insecurity all over her. She was sharing her joy at being a mom, a joy that she didn't realize she could feel. It had nothing to do with me. It's not always about me, and if I want to be a good friend I need to keep that in mind.<br />
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There are times when I'm around my friends when I feel like the only stories I have to share when relating to their parenting challenges are stories about my own childhood.<br />
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"Joey is afraid of the dark? So was I as a kid!"<br />
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"Lizzy insists on sleeping in your bed? I used to drag a sleeping bag and sleep in the hall outside of my parents' bedroom. I'm sure that must have gotten old PDQ!" <br />
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There is also the effort of trying to avoid comparing my dog to their child. In fact, I'm super-aware of falling into that trap, especially since my dog shares a lot of the tendencies of an infant or toddler: namely copious outputs of poo to which I must attend, needy barks I must answer, and the desire to press my face close to hers and sniff her little head because I love her so much. I do not refer to myself as "Mommy" to Carmelita, or at least not in any parents' earshot.<br />
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Ultimately my feeling about having kids versus not having them has evolved into this: both decisions, like any other choice in life, come with benefits and drawbacks. We can't even predict what they might be before they happen. Some parents are able to balance having children with doing pretty much everything they did before having kids. Some non-parents who thought they would have a lot of extra money to travel the world and stay at four-star hotels are realizing that in this day and age the cost of living is expensive without kids and exorbitant with them. Whatever choice you make (or whatever happens to you even if you do not choose it), you will adapt to those circumstances and it will be OK. If you have kids you will love and care for them and be happy that you had them. If you don't have kids, you will appreciate your abundant time alone and your independence.<br />
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Defending our personal choices as better than someone else's is not just insulting--it's nonsensical. You never know what's going to happen in life. You might fall in love with someone who doesn't want children. You might find yourself pregnant before you think you're ready. You might be physically unable to have children. You may have one child thinking that is all you want, and then decide you really like being a parent so you have another. In the end, what does it matter if my choice is different from your choice? That's life. That's what makes us all interesting.<br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-69661560098010717492013-07-17T18:18:00.000-07:002013-07-17T18:18:57.342-07:00Don't Sweat It<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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We're having a heat wave in the Boston area (it's affecting the entire eastern seaboard), and I am living the life of the anxious person in an anti-perspirant ad.<br />
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When I take the "T" I am afraid to lift my arms to hold the strap lest I reveal the spreading patches of wetness under my arms. I don't hug or kiss friends and family because I don't want them to have to towel themselves off after. I am spending as much time as possible in the only room in my apartment that has air conditioning, the blinds drawn, and even post-cold shower and with the air blasting, I'm STILL sweating.<br />
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What makes my sweating differ from the run-of-the-mill sweating that anyone in 90+ degree heat would experience is the sheer volume of it. I begin sweating almost immediately after walking into a hot room, and in addition to the unsightly wet patches and the sheen of moisture I leave in my wake, my face turns as red as someone holding their breath until they pass out. A little color in the face is becoming, but I'm talking full-out, flushed face, like an incensed <a href="http://mooreslore.corante.com/archives/images/elmer%20fudd.gif" target="_blank">Elmer Fudd</a>.<br />
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This has caused me more than a little embarrassment. It has also made me wary of engaging in activities that would otherwise be unequivocally positive: exercising, getting outdoors, leaving the bedroom more than twice a day to walk the dog (I've actually thought of going back to puppy pads, but that might confuse her and it took a year just to get her to stop peeing in the kitchen.) One particularly hot weekend in June I spent both days in my bedroom, entertaining myself with streaming Netflix on my iPad and ordering takeout which I also proceeded to eat while sitting on my bed. Sadly, it was not as fun as it sounds.<br />
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I work from home now so I don't get the benefit of corporate central air. But I do get to type articles in my summer nightie--so there are tradeoffs. Still, I find myself having difficulty carrying on intelligent conversations with real, live humans because I spend so much time alone, holed up in my bedroom, which is currently littered with empty tubs of Whole Foods olives, dirty napkins, and scattered sesame seeds from my morning bagel. Writing is a very solitary pursuit, sure, but one needs some interaction with people, otherwise who are you going to talk to about that brilliant, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/28/new-yorker-doma-bert-ernie_n_3516075.html" target="_blank">DOMA-inspired <i>New Yorker</i> cover </a>or even nonsensical stuff like what kind of <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/16/amanda-bynes-miley-cyrus-grill-ben-baller-video/" target="_blank">mouth bling</a> Amanda Bynes wants to get before she launches her "rap career?" This reminds me of one of my favorite <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/working_home" target="_blank">online comic strips</a> by an artist who is wiser than he may appear if you just judge him by his more <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/my_dog" target="_blank">crass</a> cartoons.<br />
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This morning I went for a fitness walk that ended at the new Whole Foods location on Beacon Street near St. Mary's. I wore my Indiana Jones-like <a href="http://www.tilley.com/The-TWC4-Outback-Hat.aspx" target="_blank">Tilley</a>, shorts that were probably a little TOO short for a 40 year-old who has been spending an inordinate amount of time lying around trying not to sweat, and an old <a href="http://www.outdoors.org/" target="_blank">AMC </a>t-shirt that misleads people who see me wearing it into thinking that I'm a crunchy, outdoorsy type (<a href="http://givingnoticenow.blogspot.com/2013/06/camping-for-sissies.html" target="_blank">silly people</a>!) <br />
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It was good to get out because it meant I was leaving my comfort zone, even for an hour, all for the good cause of not turning into a Goth teenager. I was out and about among other people who had places to go and people to see. I stretched my dormant leg muscles. And I dared to sweat profusely in front of the Whole Foods barista, who thankfully refrained from burying her face in her arm at the sight of me as I ordered an iced latte.<br />
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Since probably the sixth grade, worrying about what other people think of me has kept me from doing a fair number of things--big and small--that I'd like to do. My hope is that every time I come up against embarrassment I get a little more skilled at shrugging it off, like it's an extra layer of clothing on a very hot day.<br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-5616959430264765992013-06-13T16:00:00.001-07:002013-06-13T16:34:37.767-07:00Camping for Sissies<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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As you get older you try to accept things about yourself that you know are not going to change. I will always have fine hair (I don't go in for extensions--too expensive and scary-looking), I will always be just a little bit too gullible, and I will always hate camping.<br />
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I know they say not to try to change yourself to please your man, and in principle I completely agree with this. But when my husband starts talking about backpacking with some guy friends, and how his good friend Greg's wife Genoa wants to come along, I start to feel like the stick-in-the-mud, high maintenance wife he would be better off without. Mike loves hiking and camping and doesn't care a fig what his hair looks like after a couple of days of not showering.<br />
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Unfortunately, I do care. Plus the thought of trudging up a mountain and getting sticky-sweaty-dirty and not being able to shower afterward is as appealing to me as eating fried crickets as an appetizer--no matter how <a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/ceciliarodriguez/2013/03/30/how-would-you-like-your-cricket-cooked-madame/" target="_blank">on trend</a> it might seem to other people. I have no interest in fishing an insect leg from between my teeth and I doubt I ever will.<br />
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"I wish we liked doing more things together," my husband said, not realizing that his words were causing my interior alarm to start buzzing off the hook. I recently read that women measure their life satisfaction by how well their relationships are going. I liked to think that my primary relationship--my marriage--was <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wN_Wbnqthg" target="_blank">Ashford and Simpson-esque</a>. But then I remembered a <i>CBS Sunday Morning</i> interview with the husband-and-wife songwriters and how they fell in love in part because of their shared love of music. I quickly did a brain scan of the activities that Mike and I both enjoyed.<br />
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"We both like to go to nice restaurants," I said, which was probably more true of me than him, but it's not like he DIDN'T like nice restaurants, right?<br />
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Then I added, "And we both like books."<br />
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"But not the same books," my husband said. It was true that if you looked at our bookshelves you would see the dividing line pretty quick. My books tend to be novels about women in urban locales trying to manage careers and find love. Or they're about the perils of consumerism (I continue to believe if I read enough of these anti-materialistic tomes I will transform myself into an ascetic. So far it hasn't worked.) My books have colorful spines with interesting fonts. His spines are all grey or black and profile World War II heroes and accomplished scientists who would never write about their personal relationships because they're too busy BEING BRILLIANT.<br />
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"I liked <i>In Harm's Way</i>," I countered, referring to t<a href="http://us.macmillan.com/inharmsway/DougStanton" target="_blank">he book I just finished</a> about the true story of the sinking of the U.S.S. Indianapolis right before the end of World War II. But then I think, <i>of course you did!</i> <i>The book was chock-full of </i><a href="http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/i-shouldnt-be-alive/videos/i-shouldnt-be-alive.htm" target="_blank">I Shouldn't Be Alive</a><i>-type moments</i>, <i>including passages about crazed, marauding sharks who crunch-crunched on the lower extremities of numerous unlucky survivors and the desperate fools who gave in to their thirst and drank the salt water, then decided that they could swim to shore even though they were in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. </i><br />
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So maybe on paper my husband and I don't have a ton of common interests. But we could still do things to make the other person happy, even if it's not our first choice for a rockin' Saturday night.<br />
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This weekend I agreed to go camping with Mike. Well, not exactly CAMPING camping. We'll be sleeping in a tent all right, but it will be on my parents' property in Manchester, Vermont, a tony New England town known for its upscale outlet stores. My parents own a small cabin that can sleep two people comfortably. Usually when we visit them in Manchester we stay at a hotel, but since I'm currently bringing in just a fraction of my salary in weekly unemployment checks (plus the occasional $150 I earn for freelance assignments) we're trying to keep discretionary spending to a minimum. <br />
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Mike started packing for our one-night car camping adventure last night. He fired up his twenty-year old Coleman lantern to make sure it still worked, dusted off our wicker picnic set--complete with silverware, a tablecloth, and two wine glasses (OK, the wine glasses will come in handy), and asked me where we kept the long matches. He advised me to bring something warm to sleep in. He asked me to come over and look at his computer because he was thinking of buying me <a href="http://www.rei.com/product/407267/sani-fem-freshette-feminine-urinary-director" target="_blank">this</a>.<br />
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"I'm glad my period will be over by this weekend," I muttered.<br />
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"That's OK, they have something for that, too!" he said, as if he was telling me that if I acted now, they'd throw in what those clever REI marketers decided to call <a href="http://www.rei.com/product/779113/divacup-model-1" target="_blank">The Diva Cup</a>.<br />
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I have to admit, though, that I'm excited about this weekend, and not just because Mike is bribing me with a small stipend for outlet shopping. I will get to spend time with my parents, whom I miss, and for the first time sleep under the night sky with the man I love. That's worth skipping a shower and a continental breakfast. <br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-15301935909311443242013-04-09T13:07:00.001-07:002013-04-09T13:07:10.898-07:00My Spring Inspiration Board<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I'm not a visual artist like my mother, but I do like assembling found images, like collages and mood boards. It's very relaxing, actually. It's important when you're making a collage/inspiration board not to aim for the perfect aesthetic, but to go with whatever comes to you. I know that sounds airy-fairy, but it works. Since it's <b>your</b> idea of inspiration, <b>your</b> mood, you can't do it wrong. I like projects where I don't have to worry about the potential for failure. More of life's tasks should be approached this way, but unfortunately we often second guess ourselves. </div>
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<i>It could be worse, you could be one of these two people</i></div>
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Whenever I feel like I've been stood up by Luck, who decided to take out another woman with longer hair and tighter abs, I reflect on those who have it worse than me. That may sound harsh, but it's not like you don't do it, too. In fact, if you need to feel better about your situation, just keep reading this blog post.<br />
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Anyway, if you're sizing up where you fit on the social hierarchy, isn't it better to look down below you, like someone standing on a long line intermittently turning around to see the poor schmo in back of them? That's certainly preferable to focusing on the smug jerk who's way up in front of the line, who is in fact getting what he wants RIGHT NOW.<br />
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I'm unemployed, but am currently trying to establish a freelance writing career that, should my dream job materialize, I can do in my spare time for extra <a href="http://www.katespade.com/designer-handbags-view-all/ks-handbags-view-all,en_US,sc.html" target="_blank">cute bag</a> money. While I try to spend at least half of my day at home being productive, I find that around 1:30 or so my energy starts to lag, and I think, <i>there isn't much that's good about this whole "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0446690791/ref=nosim/oddtodd-20" target="_blank">no job, no money situation</a>" so I may as well take a nap. Or eat a cookie. Or eat another cookie. Or switch over to </i>Huffington Post <i>to read the latest on the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/01/jodi-arias-timeline-revised_n_2598662.html" target="_blank">Jodi Arias </a>trial.</i><br />
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For those of you who don't know who Jodi Arias is (and be glad if you're in that camp because it means you likely have a good job and a busier social life than me), she is the 32 year-old comely Arizona woman who murdered her boyfriend Travis Alexander and is now on trial claiming she acted in self-defense because he was abusive. I first came across the case when I saw a picture of the defendant and thought, <i>she looks very normal--in fact she's pretty and her glasses make me think she's probably smart, too.</i> <i>How could this fortunate-in-the-looks-and-brains-department woman be on trial for her life? </i><br />
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Yes, I judge a book by its cover. That's why in publishing they should let the marketing people like me, and not the editor, choose the cover art. <br />
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So I start looking at the crime scene photos (and this case is perfect visual fodder for the web because Jodi is an amateur photographer and was snapping pictures right before she knifed the guy), juxtaposed with the happy photos of the two lovebirds in front of various cliche backgrounds, like a waterfall and a sunset. Then I watch the interrogation video where Jodi lies about the murder, claiming two intruders killed Alexander, and then when the interrogator leaves the room, decides it's time she did a <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/29/jodi-arias-complete-interrogation-videos_n_2979658.html?utm_hp_ref=jodi-arias" target="_blank">headstand</a>. Perhaps she was just attempting to get the truth to flow to her brain. And because I was now a few hours into my own personal investigation of the case, I listened to the phone conversation Jodi taped with Alexander when they were still seeing each other but not "in a relationship" (if you're a woman that probably sounds a little too familiar.)<br />
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My assessment, along with everyone else who is not on jodiariasisinnocent.com, is she's guilty. She's already established herself as a liar with the two intruders story. She later changed that to confess that she killed him, but only because he had done abusive things like swat her possessively on the derriere when he noticed other guys checking her out, and take her to a hot air balloon festival while secretly phoning another girl. I know this guy--I have unfortunately dated this guy in my 20's--and telling him off and never seeing him again seems a much smarter alternative than setting up the shower scene from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VP5jEAP3K4" target="_blank"><i>Psycho</i></a>.<br />
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My fascination with the case is hard to explain. But I knew I had a problem when I started watching the trial on HLN, home of <a href="http://www.hlntv.com/shows/nancy-grace" target="_blank">Nancy Grace</a>-less, while folding laundry. They show a snippet of the courtroom drama, then cut away for more eye-rolling-she's-totally-guilty commentary by anchors who look like they would otherwise be forecasting the weather. A half hour of after-lunch testimony drags into rush hour.<br />
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There are people who are more engrossed (read: sadder) in this trial than me. On the <i>Huffington Post </i>Jodi Arias discussion board, one woman was complaining that she had "made pasta sauce, did my laundry, took a shower and got dressed, all so I would be free to watch this trial, and now they're postponing it because that Jodi wench has a migraine? Oh boo hoo, honey. At least you're not lying in a pool of your own blood like Travis!!!!!!"<br />
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Jodi, like the rest of us, should at least be grateful for that.<br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-45070923451925301452013-03-18T09:46:00.002-07:002013-03-18T09:46:33.909-07:00Paging Cesar Millan<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>Carmelita sort of, kind of listening to me</i></div>
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I have a bad dog. I don't mean she's an aspiring <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085382/" target="_blank">Cujo</a>. She's actually a very sweet pup. But she doesn't interact well with others, in particular the ones we'd most like her to be on her best behavior around--namely small children and other dogs.<br />
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It's all our fault, really.<br />
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You can tell a lot about a person by their dog's behavior. Carmelita speaks volumes about our inconsistency. Sure, we took her to the requisite Puppy Play and Learn classes at the MSPCA. But she spent a lot of time huddled under us on our plastic chairs, like a child sticking close to Mama on the first day of school. Like that wary child, however, she eventually did join the other dogs in her size range for an extended game of tag. But when she was ready to go to the next level and we learned the multiple-week meeting was on a weeknight in Jamaica Plain, we balked. At the time we figured, <i>she'll get socialized at the dog park. No problem</i>. After all, we had spent $75 to get her a Green Dog license, a yearly program you pay into if you want your dog to be admitted to Brookline's exclusive dog parks.<br />
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My husband took her once. She was a bit intimidated by the bigger dogs, which meant she was loudly obnoxious, "talking trash like <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/basketball/17506310-419/celtics-kevin-garnett-talks-his-way-onto-all-trash-talking-team.html" target="_blank">Kevin Garnett</a>," as my husband likes to put it. Her usual approach when she feels threatened. <br />
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But then I was at my in-laws, where I got the chance to catch up on<i> </i>the latest<i> </i><i>Reader's Digest, </i>the<i> </i>right-wing's answer to my beloved <i>New Yorker</i>. I noticed an article listing veterinarian's advice that "you won't hear at your pet's next exam." Why they're keeping secrets from their patients, most of whom love their pets so much that they're willing to wipe their dog's little behind with baby wipes after they do their business (oh, is that only me? Awkward...), well I can't say. But one of the advisories was about the dog park. The vet maintained he would not bring his own dog to one because he had seen too many dogs come into his practice with various injuries, some serious.<br />
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I imagined Carmelita having to wear a little eye patch because some neighborhood toughie--likely a Husky, I've known at least one that was a total jerk--took her eye out for sassing him. If Brookline had a small dog park I think it would be OK, but as far as I know they don't. They just throw them all together and hope for the best--like public high school, but with claws and teeth.<br />
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Kids in our neighborhood have said under their breath, "There goes the BAD dog." And I wince, like I'm escorting a delinquent. The problem with training Carmelita was I didn't want to cap her enthusiasm. She gets so excited about romping around outside. She loves rolling in grass; no matter how often she does it I always laugh. I admire and envy her unabashed joy. I don't want a dog that just walks next to me with a blase look on its snout. I want a dog that shows me what it is to live in the moment without fear of being admonished.<br />
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Of course, people will say it's actually kinder to discipline the dog--that they look for leadership and authority in their owner. If you don't teach your dog to listen, you could end up with a nippy, high-strung pup who doesn't want to be out of your sight. When our cousins watched Carm for the weekend, they remarked afterward "she's a needy dog."<br />
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My consolation was that she didn't pee on their furniture or on them. Much. <br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-37173886062252989242013-03-04T08:49:00.002-08:002013-03-04T09:01:06.561-08:00Easter comes to PinterestTired of displaying the same holiday decorations year after year? Looking for some new ideas? Own a glue gun or have a dollar store near you? Then forget <a href="http://www.marthastewart.com/275369/decorating-easter-eggs/@center/276968/easter" target="_blank">Martha Stewart</a>--for new seasonal accents go straight to Pinterest, the social media site that allows users to create and share "pinboards" of visuals under categories ranging from the popular <i>New Recipes </i>to the more obscure <i>Felt Creations. </i><br />
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Pinterest goes beyond the <a href="http://www.marthastewart.com/274529/easter-table-crafts-and-favors/@center/276968/easter#893166" target="_blank">traditional (and prissy) ideas</a> we're used to from Ms. Stewart. The visual media site offers ideas from the sublime to the silly to the <i>what the F%&k?</i>. <br />
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Take an upcoming holiday as an example. Easter is on March 31. You could decorate with ho-hum peace lilies and <a href="http://www.paaseastereggs.com/products.asp" target="_blank">PAAS</a> egg coloring kits. Or you can spend an afternoon (or three) creating a wreath using Marshmallow Peeps Yellow Chicks!<br />
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<i>Why <b>eat </b>Peeps when you can make them part of your home decor?</i></div>
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If you were planning to shop at Target or Walmart for new Easter decorations, you might consider a stop at a local thrift store or antiques shop instead. There you might find the sorts of <i>hare-raising </i>vintage tchotchkes that at one time drove children to tears when they went to grandma's house. These kitschy chicks and bunnies are all the rage with some Pinterest followers.</div>
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Speaking of eggs in egg cups, another popular craft project on Pinterest are handmade egg cup cozies. Make one or a dozen--you never know when you're going to need egg cup cozies to keep your guests soft-boiled eggs warm and snuggly!</div>
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<i>This is the Carmen Miranda egg cozy</i></div>
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If you don't have time to crochet, you can still get ideas from the Pinterest crowd--like this project, a Sweet Bath Pouf Chick. All you need is a yellow bath pouf, orange craft foam, scissors, and that hot glue gun and you have yourself, well, something vaguely related to the Christian holiday that celebrates the resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ.</div>
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<i>Me with my first Valentine, my dad</i></div>
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I like Valentine's Day. I don't care about the naysayers, the scoffers, the "let's-stick-it-to-Valentine's-Day-by-reading-our-essays-about-bad-breakups" people. Hey, not everyone gets to be feted on other made-up holidays, like Mother's Day or Secretary's Day, but I'm not complaining about that. <br />
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Valentine's Day has all the elements I favor: pink, flowers, chocolate, fancy restaurant meals, champagne, "presents for pretty girls," as Lucy Van Pelt would say. Too bad Schroeder was too young to be interested in girls.<br />
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Sure, I have had some lonely Valentine's Days, especially as a teenager. On Valentine's Day in my high school you could buy carnations to give to your girlfriend/boyfriend or to your best friend. Pink carnations were for friendship and red were for love. That moment when they're giving out flowers at the front of the room was always one of mixed emotions for me. I was fairly certain I would get one from my best friend, Donna, who always had a boyfriend and thought that sending me a carnation signed "Your Secret Admirer" would cheer me up and assure I wouldn't leave the classroom dejected and empty-handed. As sweet at she was to do that, it only made me feel pitiable. But despite my frizzy hair and flat chest and general gawkiness, I also held out a small but unspoken hope that I would get a red carnation from someone I was crushing on.<br />
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In my Junior year I got a pink carnation from a guy who I had suspected had a crush on me. He was a shy and quiet towheaded boy whose pale hair and skin seemed to erase him from sight. If I had been smart I would have sent him a carnation, too, thereby assuring myself a date to Prom. But I was holding out for sparks, and there was only weak static between this boy and me.<br />
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My elementary school years were much more successful. I remember writing on the backs of dozens of diecuts of Pepe Le Pew and Bugs Bunny to give to my cadre of girlfriends and to any boys I had my eye on. At that age I was outgoing and full of myself, and I hadn't yet mastered the art of subtlety (I would in fact not learn that lesson until much, much later in life.) Most little boys were more interested in the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078607/" target="_blank"><i>Dukes of Hazzard </i></a>poster I was giving away from the latest issue of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamite_%28magazine%29" target="_blank"><i>Dynamite! </i></a>magazine than in receiving valentines from girls.<br />
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I remember one Valentine I got in second or third grade. It was a piece of notebook paper, folded over into the shape of one half of a heart, and hastily scribbled red. On the front in black crayon someone had wrote "Hey Cutie" and inside "?" It was the most intriguing Valentine I had ever received. Who thought I was cute? Who was "?" I kept that Valentine hidden away (I didn't want my parents to see it and think I was having sex). I still have it and the mystery remains unsolved. I had my eye on a few suspects: there were two Tonys in my class (I went to school in New Jersey so most of my classmates were Anthony or Dominic or Joey) and unlike the other boys they both liked to flirt with girls.<br />
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I had a brief relationship with one of the Tonys--a relationship that lasted from the time he picked me as his partner to sit next to on the bus going on a field trip (that morning my mother had braided my hair and pinned both braids to the top of my head so I looked like a dairy maid in a yogurt commercial--he thought I looked like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Leia" target="_blank">Princess Leia</a>) to the time when we got off the bus and he started holding hands with another girl. <br />
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The other Tony had thick golden blond hair like <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083479/mediaindex" target="_blank">Ricky Schroeder</a> and used to make semi-obscene comments to me about the <a href="http://www.armour-star.com/prod_vienna.asp" target="_blank">Vienna Sausages</a> his mother had packed for his lunch. I didn't understand what he was talking about, but I had enough feminine intuition to suspect he liked me.<br />
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Now that I'm married I have a guaranteed Valentine's date for as long as we're together (which I hope is a lifetime). Still, I kind of miss the suspense of wondering who will be my Valentine this year. Who will surprise me this time with a flower or a crudely-folded paper heart? <br />
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There was <a href="http://onpoint.wbur.org/2013/01/22/turning-into-your-parents" target="_blank">an interesting interview on <i>On Point</i></a> yesterday about people in their thirties and forties realizing that, unlike the independent and unique adults they thought they were, they're actually becoming their parents. The interviewee was James Wood, whose article <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/01/21/130121fa_fact_wood" target="_blank">"Becoming Them: Our Parents, Our Selves"</a> appears in the January 21 issue of <i>The New Yorker</i>. I went and read that essay today and was really moved by it.<br />
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Growing up as an only child, I spent most of my childhood idolizing my parents. They were my first and only world for a while. My calm, patient, lovely mother and my handsome, industrious, and outgoing father. It would not be so bad if I was more like them. Sure, I went through some teenage rebellion when I felt my parents were impossibly old-fashioned: my mother warning me against trips to New York City though she traveled alone to Sweden when she was just a girl, and likely rode the subway when she was growing up in Brooklyn; my father disapproving of the short skirts I wore when I was in my early twenties, when my mother had worn skirts of the same length when she was a young woman and he hadn't seemed to mind.<br />
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As I got older I also saw shortcomings in my parents that I didn't see when I was younger. As I was realizing what a self-centered little brat I was around them (and still am, at times) when I was growing up, I also saw my mother's irrational fear of traveling alone, something that she wouldn't have given a thought to when she was younger. I saw how my father was taken in by outside appearances, and how when he described a woman--any woman--he would almost always mention her looks. Meanwhile when asked about someone or when telling a story about a new acquaintance, I immediately mentioned their age or what I guessed was their age. I didn't realize I was doing this (and likely my father doesn't, either) until my husband pointed it out to me. How odd, I thought. For years I felt indirectly judged by my father's assessment of people's looks, but here I was doing almost the exact same thing!<br />
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I have those <i>wow, I'm becoming them</i> moments more now. When I'm entertaining a guest, even a good friend, I try to outdo myself with the presentation--I overbuy imported cheeses and berries and make a signature cocktail for a crowd of two or at most four people. When a friend of mine came over for tea recently, it was supposed to be a little catch-up time over a cup of tea and maybe some store-bought cookies. Instead I took it as an opportunity to throw a tea party, going as far as to look up ideas on Pinterest for tea sandwiches and table settings and appropriate fruit spreads. This is not unlike what my mother does when she has guests over and what her book group used to admire in her when it was her turn to host meetings. She wanted her guests to feel special--even, or especially, if they were good friends. It wasn't necessarily about impressing people, but treating them with kindness. The amount and quality of food I like to purchase is really a nod to my father, who, on Christmas Eve of this past year, waited on line for 3 1/2 hours outside of <a href="http://villabate.com/" target="_blank">Villabate </a>in Brooklyn to get us pounds of fresh cookies and cannolis from the famed bakery. It made the dinner my parents hosted extra-special.<br />
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Wood writes in his essay about how in becoming our parents we're also mourning our inevitable loss of them. I have tried to fathom a world that doesn't include my parents' physical presence. I have been lucky to have them in my life for 39 years now. But I also get superstitous about such luck because the longer I have them, the more attached I feel. This might be because I don't have any children of my own, but from reading accounts of other people who do have children, the fear of being orphaned is no different. It's a universal dread.<br />
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Wood tells how his father used to like to listen to Beethoven's sonatas on Sundays. He finds himself doing the same thing when he's middle-aged, and he finds it comforting. But when Wood discovers that his now elderly father doesn't listen to classical music on Sundays anymore because of a broken CD player he hasn't replaced, Wood writes, "This idea of him is an old memory of mine, and thus a picture of a younger man's habits--he is the middle-aged father of my childhood, not the rather different old man whom I don't see often enough because I live three-thousand miles away, a man who doesn't care too much whether he listens to music or not. So, even as I become him, he becomes someone else."<br />
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I see my husband experiencing some of these moments when he thinks of his own parents, who are twenty years older than mine. But I've been noticing differences, too, in my sixty-ish parents. <br />
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When I was visiting them last December without my husband, we had a spontaneous and distressing (to me) talk about what would happen when they die. They wanted me to know that they both preferred cremation, and that they would like their ashes to be scattered over my mother's brother and sister-in-law's horse farm in Jonkoping, Sweden. As much as I had allowed myself to imagine the specifics of their funerals, I had hoped they would ask for side-by-side burial plots so at least when they were gone I could have a visiting place that I could decorate with flowers and mementos of their lives. When they said they wanted their ashes scattered over Lalleryd, I started to cry. I had no problem with my Swedish relatives or their farm--they're good people and it's a beautiful setting. But this was not how the narrative was supposed to go. I grew up with them in New Jersey, a short drive to the Jersey Shore. That is where I wanted to scatter their ashes--over the dunes in Avon-By-The-Sea where we visited as a family and where we walked the boardwalk, my mother taking picture after picture of seagulls and cement benches painted aqua, and the pavilion with windows on all sides. I assumed they felt the same as I did about staying close to where they had spent their years raising me. Again I was displaying the arrogance of children believing they are the center of their parents' universe. It had not occurred to me that they might have other ideas.<br />
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Of course, Hurricane Sandy worked its own schism in my plan for my parents' final resting place. Sandy came along and hit and lifted up and slammed down Avon's boardwalk and sand and the white-washed pavilion of my memory. I had convinced my parents to let me spread <i>some </i>of their ashes in the Atlantic Ocean. What I could not do was keep them frozen in time, the same parents I had known and idolized when I was growing up. I had moved on, without fully realizing that they (and my hometown) would too.<br />
<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-7802998101912271272012-12-14T20:38:00.001-08:002012-12-15T05:09:05.514-08:00The enemy of joy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Maybe it's because it's the Christmas season or the end of another year, but I've been thinking a lot about the concept of joy: what it is, how we know we're experiencing it, where it comes from, and how we can get more of it. I've experienced fleeting happiness, I've been giddy with delight,
I've laughed-out-loud. But Joy with a capital J? I associate that with
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in nature. Joy is deep and heady; it's serious business to be joyful.<br />
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In <a href="http://www.brenebrown.com/books/2012/5/15/daring-greatly.html" target="_blank">Daring Greatly: How the Courage to Be Vulnerable Transforms the Way We Live, Love, Parent, and Lead</a>, author Brene Brown, PhD, describes joyfulness as "probably the most difficult emotion to really feel. Why? Because when we lost the ability or willingness to be vulnerable, joy becomes something we approach with deep foreboding."<br />
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That statement floored me. For most of my adult life I have had an uneasy relationship with joy. An example: when my husband first told me he loved me--at a subway station in Times Square--I remember feeling a <i>woosh </i>in my whole body. I couldn't stop smiling, even after we parted ways to go to our respective offices. I positively vibrated with joyfulness and it must have showed because a young man approached and started talking to me as we were waiting for the Walk sign to light up. It had to be because of my smile--my default expression is usually one of distraction or mild annoyance, and neither are exactly inducement for flirtation. <br />
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But I can place a pushpin right on the moment when my joy turned to fear. Not an overt fear of what it meant to find the person you planned to marry, but the more subconscious kind, the dangerous subterfuge that tricks you into thinking that the laws of the universe dictate that joyfulness must always be followed by sorrow. I became obsessed with my health, imagining all the ways I might die young, right at a time when I had found someone who loved me. Like <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101787/" target="_blank">in a Julia Roberts movie</a>, I would be stricken by Cancer and die young. Love would become <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102945/" target="_blank">my enemy</a>.<br />
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Ms. Brown would call this "rehearsing tragedy." It may sound like something only neurotic, Woody Allen-types would practice, but according to Brown it's actually a common technique used to arm ourselves against our own vulnerability. <br />
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<b>"Softening into the joyful moments of our lives requires vulnerability," Brown writes, "When we spend our lives (knowingly or unknowingly) pushing away vulnerability, we can't hold space open for the uncertainty, risk, and emotional exposure of joy."</b><br />
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It is easy to see why we're uneasy with joy. Everyone likes to blame the media for society's woes, but I would agree with Ms. Brown that if not directly responsible for our insecurity, media certainly aggravates it. Today I had the radio tuned to the news and heard the awful story about the school shooting in Newtown, CT. Even after I had heard the account in as much detail as was known, I continued to listen throughout the day for updates. I heard the same sound bytes over and over, the increasing number of dead, the predictably frantic response of the parents, the fact that the children all knew what a "lockdown" meant, which was heartbreaking in and of itself. The talking heads argued over whether or not it was the appropriate time to discuss gun control and I listened to a criminologist who described the type of deviant who would commit such a sick and desperate act.<br />
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Finally I had to turn the radio off. Not because I didn't care but just to save my sanity. Although I don't have any children of my own, I can still empathize with the pain of the parents who have just lost a child, and I could also imagine the fear that the families whose children were spared must be feeling as their veneer of safety living in a sleepy New England town is torn off with such ferocity. <br />
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We are confronted by these tragedies all too often. But I'm learning that dwelling on them for too long and worrying constantly about when the next shoe will drop won't make me or my loved ones any safer. Such constant dread will only rob us of our human birth right to experience undiluted, uncompromising joy. <br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-65837642443748736212012-11-24T10:06:00.004-08:002012-11-24T10:11:55.259-08:00The Name Game<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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"Bring me back a shell," said my mother over the phone when she heard I was spending a long weekend on Sanibel/Captiva Island in Florida. My mother loves small objects that she can display on her windowsill or on her wooden bookshelf crammed with cookbooks dating back to the seventies: everything from The Frugal Gourmet<i> </i>to Jacques Pepin. I don't think she consults her cookbooks much, but she likes seeing all their spines.</div>
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The shoreline where I found the whelk (pictured above) was located not far from the toll booth leading onto Sanibel Island. We were there for a friend's lavish, multi-day wedding, but they weren't expecting us until 6 when we'd share drinks at a <a href="http://www.muckyduck.com/" target="_blank">popular Captiva bar and grill</a>. I was overdressed from our flight out of a snowy Logan Airport, and the wind was whipping my silver scarf and strands of my hair into my eyes as I walked slowly along the shore, looking down for gifts from the sea. </div>
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Mike and I later learned that some of the shells we found (including the whelk) weren't without their original occupants. At the <a href="http://www.shellmuseum.org/" target="_blank">Bailey-Matthews Seashell Museum </a>we watched a short film about the life of mollusks (yes, we really did). To say the film was an amateur production would be paying it a compliment--it was more like the home movie your high school biology teacher might have filmed over winter break. But the shells we saw on our walks were so varied and pretty that finding out their names and where they came from seemed the respectful thing to do, especially if I was going to be carrying pocketfuls of them home to Boston. </div>
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We learned the difference between a <i>gastropod</i> and a <i>bivalve, </i>that the lower portion of the mollusk's body typically forms a muscular foot, which is used for creeping or burrowing in the sand. I recalled that my <i>lightning whelk</i> still had it's black foot peeking out (when I tried to pull what I thought was the dead creature out, it stuck like it was glued in). I realized that I might have plucked a live organism from its natural habitat. Not only was that inconsiderate to the poor gastropod, but it was also illegal in Sanibel. <i>Oops</i>.<br />
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My authorized finds included an <i>atlantic kitten paw</i>; a <i>broad-ribbed carditid </i>that resembled the sort of fan ladies in polite society used to carry; a purplish <i>calico scallop</i> with what looked like small parasitic mouths covering it; and, my favorites, a few small and white <i>spiny jewelboxes</i>. I'm not the type who can rattle off the scientific names of flowers or trees or birds (I'm reading <a href="http://www.margotlivesey.com/the-flight-of-gemma-hardy.html" target="_blank">a novel</a> right now that features a scrappy young heroine who seems to have committed every volume of <a href="http://www.lynxeds.com/hbw/handbook-birds-world-v1" target="_blank"><i>Handbook of The Birds of the World</i></a> by heart--she rattles off their names to anyone within earshot). I'd like to be more informed, know the proper names of things, what each thing does, and where it comes from. <br />
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I'd like to have names for all the objects of the world, as if by having their name I can come to know them.<br />
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Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-78802942657887064982012-11-13T07:37:00.004-08:002012-11-13T08:00:09.054-08:00Book Review: The Untethered Soul by Michael A. Singer<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>Thank you to Noetic Books/New Harbinger Publications for the review copy.</i></div>
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On the back cover of this <i>New York Times </i>Bestseller is the question "who are you really?" Before I read this book, I would have answered, "I am my thoughts, opinions, actions, experiences, and memories" or "I am a 39-year old wife, daughter, aunt, and friend." <br />
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After reading <a href="http://www.untetheredsoul.com/" target="_blank"><i>The Untethered Soul: The Journey Beyond Yourself</i></a> I realize that the answer is more philosophical and complex than all that. Basically who I am and who you are exists in the seat of our consciousness. We are the person who observes our thoughts, emotions, actions.<br />
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Why is this distinction of self important? Because, according to author Michael A. Singer, "you not only have the ability to find yourself, you have the ability to free yourself."<br />
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I'm attracted to books on mindfulness because in the last few years I've realized that, like so many people, I'm in danger of losing myself in my thoughts. It occurred to me that I was missing most of my life because my inner thoughts were loud and ceaseless, like some annoying passenger on a five-hour train ride who decides to pass the time by calling everyone she has ever known on her cell phone (which is why I try to get a seat in the Quiet Car as often as possible). I want to put these inner thoughts on mute so I don't miss the experience of being alive.<br />
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<i>The Untethered Soul </i>struck a chord in me because it encourages detachment from this never-ending feedback inside our brains. "The best way to free yourself from this incessant chatter is to step back and view it objectively," Singer writes. "There is nothing more important to true growth than realizing that you are not the voice of the mind--you are the one who hears it."<br />
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<i>If you watch it objectively, you will come to see that much of what the voice says is meaningless. The truth is that most of life will unfold in accordance with forces far outside your control, regardless of what your mind says about it. In fact, your thoughts have far less impact on this world than you would like to think. Eventually you will see that the real cause of problems is not life itself. It's the commotion the mind makes about life that really causes problems.</i></div>
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The idea that we are not our thoughts is sometimes a difficult concept to get one's head around. But if you can understand this you are poised to enjoy your life much more than you ever could when you were viewing life through the filter of your inner thoughts and perceptions.<br />
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I did take issue with some of the sweeping proclamations in the book, such as "Once you reach this state [of letting go] you will never have to worry about anything ever again." That may be true, but if it is human to suffer, then are we really meant to transcend all our worries all the time? Wouldn't that make us more like automatons than real people? <br />
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Singer goes on to write, "No matter what happens, you can choose to enjoy the experience. If they starve you and put you in solitary confinement, just have fun being like Gandhi." This seems oversimplified and, frankly, kind of ridiculous. There are certain situations where having fun with adversity would be a baffling response (Can you imagine the Staten Island woman who lost her two sons in Hurricane Sandy "having fun with it?")<br />
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But then even the concept of Death is given a positive spin in the book. If it were
not for Death, Singer reasons, we would not appreciate our life and the lives of others. If
you thought that this week was your last week on Earth (or the last time you would talk to your mother or best friend), wouldn't you
want to enjoy it (and reach out to that loved one?) If Death did not exist we would squander our time
because there would be no end of it. So in this regard Death -- or our knowledge of it coming at any time -- becomes a gift.<br />
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Overall I responded to Singer's words and how he is able to boil life down to one choice: do you want to be happy or do you not want to be happy? I don't think he's asking readers to wholly discard our difficult thoughts, emotions, and experiences. Instead he encourages us to transcend them, to see that who we are is in fact larger than all that. Depending on your religious beliefs, we are all existing on this constantly-changing, spinning Earth for a short time. Do you want to give up your one chance to fully appreciate the ride?<br />
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<i>The Untethered Soul</i> was not a quick read for me because there were many ideas I wanted to digest slowly. Like with life I wanted to pay close attention to this book.<br />
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<b>Recommended for anyone interested in books on happiness and/or personal/spiritual growth.</b><br />
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Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-17682475508312734382012-11-06T10:25:00.002-08:002012-11-06T10:49:12.172-08:00Angry at the Herbs<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Back in the spring I bought a little starter kit for an <a href="http://www.topbuy.com.au/tbcart/pc/Indoor-Italian-herb-garden-kit-Grow-fresh-basil-oregano-and-parsley-SERACON-INTERNATIONAL-GARDEN-KIT-p34502.htm" target="_blank">Italian herb window box</a> at Barnes & Noble. I never planted anything from seed before and all of my colleagues' talk of gardening had inspired me to take a baby step toward growing my own. I live in an apartment so I had to keep it small anyway. Italian herbs seemed a good way to get my hands dirty.<br />
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I didn't actually get around to starting my kit until August, which may have been my first mistake. The process was simple enough--you placed the clay pellets on the bottom of the container, soaked the eco-coir disks in water, then spread the resulting soil over the pellets. In this small way you had the opportunity to get your fingers knuckle-deep into soil, and the experience was both messy and primal. I finally had soil beneath my fingernails.<br />
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The next step was to sprinkle the tiny seeds each in their own section (sections were marked off with pencil on the side of the container) and cover the whole container with plastic wrap to speed up the germination.<br />
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My second mistake was leaving the plastic wrap on a little too long. Sometimes I have a tendency of wandering away and forgetting things, and in this case, I didn't expect the germination to happen so fast.<br />
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It was exciting to see those first green shoots--each one the size of an ant. I was supposed to put the container somewhere sunny. Unfortunately our apartment is as dark as a cave. Our livingroom has two windows and though we don't have any window treatment on them, they still don't shine much natural light into our cellar-like dwelling. The sunniest room is our office so I placed the container on the windowsill that seemed to attract the most sun. <br />
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For a while there was noticeable progress. The parsley growth were still as tiny as fleas but the oregano and basil were shooting up above the lip of the metal container. Of course, I was anticipating the lush herbs I would be using in my tomato sauce by the end of the week, but my husband said to be patient--it would take more time. Patience is not my virtue; in fact I have only a fleeting acquaintance with it. But I mentally calculated that my herbs would be ready by September.<br />
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In October my husband suggested I harvest some of my stubborn little shoots to make room for them to grow exponentially. They were too small to use but I needed to allow more room in what was becoming an overcrowded tenement. Although I was pissed off that my shoots were stunted, they were still my little seedlings. How could I choose which ones to kill and which ones to spare? I had my own version of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084707/" target="_blank"><i>Sophie's Choice</i></a> here, and I didn't want to cut any of them off from a potentially viable life as an additive in my marinara sauce. But I hadn't come this far just to chicken out--if you wanted to live off the land, I reminded myself, you had to be willing to make the tough sacrifices. <br />
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So I plucked about six shoots from the box. I cradled them in a soft tissue and laid them to rest in my wastebasket. One of my cats fished the wadded tissue out of the trash and spread dead seedlings all over my floor, leaving a trail of soil behind her. Even at the last moment, these aborted herbs were denied a dignified burial.<br />
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After the brutal harvesting my herbs just stopped growing. I watered them and turned the box around so both sides could receive benefit of direct sunlight. Each time I went to check on them, my herbs remained dwarfed and barely fragrant. <br />
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That's when I got angry at my herbs. I had given them my tender loving care and attention, but they refused to thrive. They seemed another example of the failed potential I saw in my own life. I still hadn't written that novel. I hadn't traveled to the Amalfi Coast. I hadn't been profiled in <i>O </i>magazine wearing a gown of jewel hues. I was almost 40 and I couldn't even grow three simple herb plants.<br />
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I remember the last time I was unemployed, which was only for a month. Still, my husband and I were both unemployed at the same time, and this seemed a bad omen. But I didn't know from bad omens until some goldfish we had rescued from a wedding where they had been centerpieces all died in the same week. I woke up one morning and found two of them had jumped from their bowls onto the place mats on our kitchen table.<br />
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We are doomed, I thought.<br />
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I did get a job pretty quickly after that and Mike did, too. So maybe my superstitions were unfounded. Still, I would like to see at least a couple of bunches of basil flourish. <br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-9161901957748311932012-10-11T07:59:00.002-07:002012-10-24T10:44:56.322-07:00A slight detour (with recipe)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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In the past month I've found myself in a new situation: I'm a stay-at-home housewife. I say this with tongue planted firmly in cheek, but it could be said that until I find new employment I'm essentially living the life of an old-fashioned housewife.<br />
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It makes me appreciate <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second-wave_feminism" target="_blank">the women's movement that flourished while I was still in diapers</a>. I can ironically call myself a housewife without really meaning it. Yes, in the absence of new accomplishments at a job I am priding myself on my skills with a toothbrush putting a new shine on the bottom of the bathtub. I'm cooking Mike dinner almost every night AND a made-from-scratch dessert. I greet him at the door in an apron, and I usually have on lipstick because I'm one of those women who finds it difficult to get motivated until I have my lipstick on.<br />
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But for me it's all about making lemonade out of lemons. Once I get a new job things will go back to the way they were--simple but adequate dinners at home during the week with some take-out thrown in, essential but cursory house cleaning, etc. And I can credit the generation before mine for making it possible to choose what role I play in my marriage. I'm not expected to keep house and serve my husband a cocktail at the end of the day. But if I want to, it can be fun. And right now I have to admit--it's kind of fun.<br />
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I start my day the way I always have--with a cup of coffee and my bowl of Kashi cereal. I make Mike lunch, which is usually a peanut butter sandwich because he's a creature of habit. Lately it's been <a href="http://ilovepeanutbutter.com/darkchocolatedreams.html" target="_blank">Peanut Butter & Co's Dark Chocolate Dreams</a>. The radio is tuned in to NPR, and I'm able to catch all the morning talk shows while I'm doing the dishes. We don't have a dishwasher (well, one that works, anyway) so I wash all the dishes by hand--something that Mike used to do while we were both working. This way he can (ideally) get to work on time, since it's time-consuming to hand wash all the dishes from my cooking and baking adventures the day before.<br />
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About an hour or so is spent on the computer before I take a leisurely shower and get the the dog out for a walk. When I return, I eat lunch (usually leftovers from the previous night's dinner) and take an hour nap. I've read about studies that say <a href="http://www.health.harvard.edu/press_releases/snoozing-without-guilt--a-daytime-nap-can-be-good-for-health" target="_blank">a short nap around 2PM is good for your health</a>, and at home I'm actually able to do that--making me a more awake and happier person when the nap is over. Then I clean something and get dinner started. In between I check my email or Pinterest.<br />
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Speaking of Pinterest--<i>that siren</i>--I've been doing simple but absorbing projects I pinned on my DIY board. Nothing <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/97301760/wine-cork-wreath" target="_blank">Etsy-worthy</a>, but fun stuff that uses up some clutter in a way that won't offend my "reduce-reuse-recycle" partner. I made the letter "C" out of corks ("C" for our last names, not for "cork" as Mike suggested), a candle holder made from a cleaned-out cat food can and clothespins, and an autumn centerpiece with real acorns as a filler.<br />
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This is where I start to sound a little out-of-my-head. Am I at summer camp? Have I gone over to the dark side and become something out of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stepford_Wives" target="_blank"><i>The Stepford Wives</i></a>? What happened to my career aspirations? My desire to make a mark in the world? <br />
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Rest assured, those longings and ambitions are still very much a part of me. But this is a tough economic time in a volatile job market. I've been working in the same industry almost non-stop for the last sixteen years. I could pull my hair out at the roots with worry about my unemployment, or I could take this opportunity to clear my head and do something different for a little while. You should try a piece of my/Martha's <a href="http://www.marthastewart.com/945221/coconut-buttermilk-pound-cake" target="_blank">Coconut-Buttermilk Pound Cake</a>. It's to-die-for good.<br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-57695911913599689002012-09-26T07:09:00.003-07:002012-10-24T10:44:15.397-07:00Would I lie to you?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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"So-called vanity sizing
is rampant in the clothing industry. Marketers are relabeling
large-size clothes as small to give customers the satisfaction of
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question of being lied to," University of Michigan marketing professor Aradhna Krishna said. "It's a question of do you want to
be lied to.'"--NPR, <a href="http://www.wbur.org/npr/161770336/how-food-and-clothing-size-labels-affect-what-we-eat-and-what-we-wear" target="_blank">"How Food And Clothing Size Labels Affect What We Eat And What We Wear"</a><br />
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In some areas of my life I want the truth--I'd rather read realistic accounts about the dust bowl in the Midwest or the quality of education for poor kids in the Bronx then I would Harry Potter or any of his fantasy ilk. I listen to National Public Radio because I trust them as a truthful (if left-leaning) source of news. If I have spinach between my teeth or the hem of my skirt is half-tucked in my underwear, please tell me.<br />
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But there are other instances where self-delusion is my go-to coping strategy. In the last few years, denial about my body size is a lead example. <br />
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It's not something I endlessly drone on about because I think people (and women in particular) are way too obsessed with body weight, awarding themselves when they're under some arbitrary number on the scale, self-denigrating themselves when they're over that number. If we took our collective anger at our bodies and turned it on the real injustices in this world, we would be more powerful than the Supreme Court on a judgment day.<br />
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It doesn't go unnoticed, though, that I've put on more than a few pounds, especially when I'm tugging on a pair of jeans that fit me at one point in this decade and whose zipper has now formed an aversion for its other half. I have had to put aside several pairs of jeans for "later," that nebulous time when I magically shed the fifty pounds I've gained in the last four years. My favorite pair of jeans happens to be a pair of "stretch" DKNY jeans that still fit me even though they are a size 10, despite that fact that I've gone up a good 2-4 sizes in pants since I bought them. <br />
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Before this precipitous weight gain I was a "skinny." Black men used to come up to me and tell me to put some "meat on that ass." New York sample sales were a breeze because I could fit into those display size 4s with little effort or prayer. I'm not saying this to brag--only because I know what it's like to be thin, and it certainly does have its advantages (except when you're given just a slice of seat in a two-seater on the train by a man who thinks that's all you require to be comfortable.) But being thin by no means solves all of your problems, even your body image ones, because if you're prone to insecurity there are always other aspects of your appearance to fret over.<br />
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So do I want to be lied to about my current size? Yes. I don't mean I want to fit into a size four that's really a size fourteen. But a little white lie--like a size ten that's really a twelve--that's perfectly acceptable. I'm not ignorant about my true weight and even if I was, I have my annual doctor's appointment weigh-ins to keep me in the know. I just don't want clothes shopping to be an ordeal when it usually is one of my greatest, frivolous pleasures. If sizes were realistic I wouldn't buy a smaller size--anyone who has watched even one episode of <i>What Not to Wear</i> (or what my husband affectionately dubs "What Not to Watch") knows that wearing ill-fitting clothing makes you look heavier. But I wouldn't be happy about it, and if I was in self-protective mode (denial), I'd probably blame the label for making impossibly skinny clothes, thus proving the marketers' point.<br />
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So lie to me...a little. Not a "The Emperor has no clothes on" lie, but perhaps the "you look fine" lie your husband tells you when you're late and he's shooing you out the door.<br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-15047265635448024372012-09-04T15:09:00.006-07:002012-09-04T16:22:55.620-07:00Manual for the Middle Aged<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT3x5g1lDClhY_pxvZoYrUdoHLCKF4Rs0MEdOVqSg8ORv6ahQX5n5mv5abwQDQbKREhAKBZM1sfhkh5ZX3aNRgWUW5oRJz4ViCkBa8Wvl5VgJxDJ3P2ccbJxs2KOIn-GbLnBc4O3ailFul/s1600/40.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT3x5g1lDClhY_pxvZoYrUdoHLCKF4Rs0MEdOVqSg8ORv6ahQX5n5mv5abwQDQbKREhAKBZM1sfhkh5ZX3aNRgWUW5oRJz4ViCkBa8Wvl5VgJxDJ3P2ccbJxs2KOIn-GbLnBc4O3ailFul/s320/40.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5784462869833488050" border="0" /></a><br />Cartoon by <a href="http://www.tux.org/%7Ebagleyd/unicycle_factory/cartoons.html">Ron Plath</a><br /><br /><br />This weekend I was in <a href="http://whitebirchbooks.com/">White Birch Books</a> in North Conway, looking for a book even though I don't need a book (I'm always buying new books; I'll be on my deathbed ordering from <a href="http://www.chroniclebooks.com/">Chronicle</a>). I like to support bookstores because its one of the few areas in my life where my actions are in line with my beliefs (for areas in my life where I suffer from cognitive dissonance, see: loves animals but always orders red meat in restaurants). I refuse to shop on Amazon unless it's the villain of last resort. If I could conjure up new brick-and-mortar bookstores, I'd put one in every inner-city and in every medium-sized town. Who would support them? If you build it, the readers will come...<br /><br />Anyway, I was excited about my first find--an advanced reading copy of <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.alexandrarobbins.com/geeks/">The Geeks Shall Inherit the Earth</a> for $3. I'm a terrible hypocrite because part of my job is sending out ARCs to potential book reviewers and I'm careful to only send them to people who I think will actually REVIEW them. But then I buy someone else's ARCs for half-price at The Strand or at White Birch Books, thereby supporting reviewers who sell their ARCs and pocket the money (also see: eBay). At least White Birch uses the profits from ARC sales to fund author events.<br /><br />But $3 isn't going to keep the store open through another summer, so I looked around for something else. I spotted a book of essays called <a href="http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2045330.Forty_Things_to_Do_When_You_Turn_Forty"><span style="font-style: italic;">40 Things To Do When You Turn 40</span></a>. I almost didn't pick it up. There was something embarrassing about it, like finding your parents' old copy of <span style="font-style: italic;">The Joy of Sex </span>and seeing all those pencil drawings of naked couples with hippie hair and mustaches. This was the kind of book I thought I'd never buy because I was never going to be that old.<br /><br />There is something compelling about lists, though (see: <a href="http://givingnoticenow.blogspot.com/2011/11/pinned-down-by-pinterest.html">this blog post</a>). And at least it wasn't titled <span style="font-style: italic;">40 Things You Should Have Done By the Time You Turn 40, You Loser</span>. <span style="font-style: italic;">40 Things to Do When You Turn 40 </span>sounds more like a wise instruction manual, a test prep for the future self, a view into those uncertain years I never fantasized about when I was a kid because my imagination only went as far as age 32. Would any of these 40 things make me happier than I am now (see: signs of Dysthymia include low energy, oversleeping, increased appetite--especially for cold cereal and <a href="http://2ndstcreamery.com/">2nd Street Creamery Vanilla</a><a href="http://2ndstcreamery.com/"> #148 </a>, which is heaven in a pint)?<br /><br />Reader, I bought the book. The woman who sold it to me looked like she might be in her 40's so I didn't have to slip the book under a copy of <span style="font-style: italic;">Fifty Shades of Grey</span>.<br /><br />I'll share some of the ideas in the book on here since I know a handful of people who are turning 40 along with me next year (see: most of my friends from high school). I may even do some of the <span style="font-style: italic;">things</span> and talk about it. Unless it involves affirmations or letting your hair go grey.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-22389157888158567262012-08-09T06:55:00.012-07:002012-08-09T08:34:28.842-07:00A hoarder's lament<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUsqYaZ3UaEOE0hnQfgTN5Zsohzvip9p1DztDQrjtiX3AxCuj9sl-22X-v9CzhAGpg2H98tRiaImZhIjyhADAB_buDOasIVI9huPuE-wumP9sgU2qZJ6AwuavSAL6euvP-hWOQLLk0FLKe/s1600/Drawing+on+rocks.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 228px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUsqYaZ3UaEOE0hnQfgTN5Zsohzvip9p1DztDQrjtiX3AxCuj9sl-22X-v9CzhAGpg2H98tRiaImZhIjyhADAB_buDOasIVI9huPuE-wumP9sgU2qZJ6AwuavSAL6euvP-hWOQLLk0FLKe/s320/Drawing+on+rocks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5774680735501344994" border="0" /></a><i> Example of drawing on rocks. Photo was collected from this site: </i><a href="http://ffffound.com/">http://ffffound.com</a><br /><br />My husband and I are waist-deep in water. I press my feet together like claws to grip what feels like a rock, then kick them upward to try and grab my prize.<br /><br />A mussel.<br /><br />I'm looking for stones at the bottom of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovewell_Pond">Lovewell Pond</a>, where we are vacationing this week. I figure the stones on the pond floor will be smoother and rounder then the jagged and broken ones you can easily collect on the shoreline. My husband dutifully dons his mask and snorkel and goes searching underwater, something I can't do because I might lose a contact and I didn't bring any spares.<br /><br />He resurfaces with another mussel, half-covered in green gunk.<br /><br />"Can you eat them?" I ask, thinking of the delicious steamed mussels in garlic-butter sauce we ate at a hole-in-the-wall seafood shack in Portland years ago.<br /><br />"I don't think so. If you could, people would have taken them all by now."<br /><br />That was true. Free seafood would not be left alone for long. Like coronet-shaped seashells and green and blue seaglass, treasures for the taking tend to go quickly. Look at me--I'm seeking to steal off with ROCKS.<br /><br />Not any rock, but one that is light enough and smooth enough to draw on. It's a project I had seen on Pinterest. As I've mentioned <a href="http://givingnoticenow.blogspot.com/2011/11/pinned-down-by-pinterest.html">before</a>, that site has sucked up more than its fair share of my free time. I spend more time on that site than I do actually cooking the recipes or making the toilet-paper roll projects that I pin. But I am on vacation now and thought I'd try that simple project I had recently pinned of drawing on rocks. It might sound like a stupid way to spend my vacation time, but it was better than going into credit card debt at the nearby outlet mall. Right?<br /><br />There is something in us that seeks to collect. We collect names on our Facebook and LinkedIn pages, foreign cities we've been to, restaurants where we've dined, books and music we like (though sadly as these collections become digitized, they're not as easy to show off to your friends), pictures, even spiritual acumen. It seems that there is never <i>enough</i> in our lives--we're always searching for that next thing to make our collections complete.<br /><br />But this habit of collection comes at a cost: of time, money, living space, and especially peace-of-mind. It's hard to relax and just be content with where you are or what you already own without wondering what else is around the bend. I spend most of my vacations thinking about what I'm going to eat, do, read, buy, watch next. There is little time left for actual relaxation. If I'm lying in the hammock staring at the starlit-sky I'm also half-thinking about the leftover apple pie in the cabin, or what I'm going to do the next day. Even when I sleep I invariably have some kind of consumerist dream where I'm wandering around the same store that I dreamed about the week before. This is surely <a href="http://www.quickmeme.com/First-World-Problems/">a first-world problem</a>, but it's still something to stop and think about.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBv8rXil2QSjmKHgtmKLiyqvqVP-ZhGTrQJNUe5E-rJW6yfeBBAP5hqOL57qqL1CwUiOb8WX8d3w6oja1xSEdgwYnFI-vPbM2ua0fbqr-F5FpMpJOgheMaLAB6f9Hc0Ad0zNYqujDyNIvv/s1600/photo%25285%2529.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBv8rXil2QSjmKHgtmKLiyqvqVP-ZhGTrQJNUe5E-rJW6yfeBBAP5hqOL57qqL1CwUiOb8WX8d3w6oja1xSEdgwYnFI-vPbM2ua0fbqr-F5FpMpJOgheMaLAB6f9Hc0Ad0zNYqujDyNIvv/s320/photo%25285%2529.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5774693821485547506" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><i>My first attempt at rock drawing. Think I'll try using paint next time.</i><br /></div>Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-48868302660320718682012-07-18T14:55:00.008-07:002012-07-18T16:03:34.997-07:00You're nobody special<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlMK8jv1D1BNs4pqimjtEgcxicLdTWXrKeAxFpk0tmffnykYy7gwsGJzpg7ivRu4cS_5mjCanTRrKktUGZrmH1sXcGHY7z7ztf51KmypnrG-dHizKyL_RHQ5m4IxMCEJR-_WHZisnxRHmY/s1600/jane-austen_in_blue_dress_e5no.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlMK8jv1D1BNs4pqimjtEgcxicLdTWXrKeAxFpk0tmffnykYy7gwsGJzpg7ivRu4cS_5mjCanTRrKktUGZrmH1sXcGHY7z7ztf51KmypnrG-dHizKyL_RHQ5m4IxMCEJR-_WHZisnxRHmY/s320/jane-austen_in_blue_dress_e5no.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5766646594256898546" border="0" /></a><br />"Living in fear is recognizing that life offers no guarantees but insisting otherwise. Despite the facts we are <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">adamant</span> that we are special, somehow immune from life's uncertain demands."--Michael Carroll, from <a href="http://www.shambhala.com/fearless-at-work.html"><span style="font-style: italic;">Fearless at Work: Timeless Teachings for Awakening Confidence, Resilience, and Creativity in the Face of Life's Demands</span></a><br /><br />About a month ago, I heard a story on the radio about <a href="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/youre-not-special-wellesley-high-school-teacher-gives-the-most-blunt-commencement-address-ever/">a commencement speaker </a>whose speech had gone viral. The graduation was at Wellesley High School in a tony suburban town outside of Boston. The speaker was historian David McCullough's son, David Jr. The topic? <span style="font-style: italic;">None of you are special. </span><br /><br />They played an audio clip from the speech. David McCullough's son (who, my husband quipped, probably never felt special because he was always being referred to as "David McCullough's son") made the point that these high school seniors and others graduating across the country, all harbored the feeling of being special because they grew up in a society of "Everybody wins! You all get a trophy!"<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Contrary to what your soccer trophy suggests, your glowing seventh grade report card, despite every assurance of a certain corpulent purple dinosaur, that nice Mister Rogers and your batty Aunt Sylvia, no matter how often your maternal caped crusader has swooped in to save you… you’re nothing special.</span><br /><br />In the clip the audience titters at points. I imagine that when they left the auditorium, losing their black gowns to show off the suits and ties and Lily Pulitzer dresses they were wearing to have dinner at <a href="http://www.cafemangal.com/index.php">Cafe Mangal </a>or Alta Strada with their parents, they probably laughed about the weird speech, asking each other, who invited that guy? Why couldn't we have gotten David McCullough?<br /><br />I imagine this because when I was 18 I thought I was special. Despite being nerdy in high school and not going to any of my proms, I still felt special in other ways. I thought I would be a bestselling author. My parents even placed an ad in my senior yearbook saying that they looked forward to seeing my book on the shelf at Waldenbooks. They mentioned that particular store because I was a bookseller at one in the Monmouth Mall (Waldenbooks, a subsidiary of Borders Group, no longer exists so sadly that particular dream never came to pass). I had had some early successes--two poems accepted by <span style="font-style: italic;">Seventeen </span>magazine, an acceptance letter to an exclusive summer program for NJ writers. I was bound for publishing glory.<br /><br />And isn't that what we all think when we're young? Things invariably do get better after high school (unless you spent too much time in the tanning salon like the girl who sat behind me in homeroom. She must look like a Florida retiree right now. Or that retiree's leather purse). But they also get real. That's when you start to agree with the adage that <span style="font-style: italic;">if everyone is special than no one is</span>. Because I'm sure everyone else from my high-achieving high school thought they were special, too.<br /><br />If you're nothing special, it's not actually a terrible thing. It means you can accept yourself as you are. If you want to try and be successful at something, great, but if you fail it's OK, because if you're not special then no one expects anything from you. If you do succeed than people are usually happy for you. You don't have to be special to get an essay published in a newspaper, for instance, which means if you send out more pieces for publication and they're not accepted, it's no biggie. Just send more pieces to more magazines.<br /><br />One of my writing teachers at Governor's School told me that he thought I had the discipline to be a successful writer. I remember being slightly miffed that he didn't say I had the <span style="font-style: italic;">talent</span>. Discipline sounds so boring, like making your bed. Talent, on the other hand, sparkled like a 4-karat diamond on a celebrity's outstretched finger. I wanted to sparkle, and instead his only compliment was that I worked hard.<br /><br />But now I get it. Talent is a wonderful thing, but it doesn't mean anything if you're not using it. If you're told your a gifted writer or violin player or baseball pitcher it's easy to expect success without really trying. It's the work that matters, the effort and the time and yes, the failures, that make someone successful. And even then it may not be enough to be a bestselling author. It might just amount to a few published pieces over a lifetime. You're not going to be remembered the way Jane Austen and Emily Dickinson, or even, god help us, Danielle Steel will be remembered. But you'll have spent your life working at your craft, not resting on your laurels.Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1614933425927801239.post-2931750087589379412012-06-18T15:13:00.000-07:002012-06-18T15:32:28.835-07:00Mini-Mes<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I went to visit my parents for Father's Day this past weekend. On Saturday they had invited friends of theirs to come over for a BBQ. I had heard quite a bit about my father's friend Michael and his wife Angela, and their two daughters, Ludovica, 16, and Martina, 8. How gentile and intelligent Michael was. What a great cook Angela was. How beautiful and sweet their older daughter was and what a spark plug their younger daughter could be. Despite being an irrational reaction, I sometimes bristle at the sound of my parents heaping praise on someone else's children. It must be leftover from my insecure teenage years where any mention of another young girl's good looks or disposition would have me sulking for days, thinking, <i>why don't they say those things about me? They wish that other kid was theirs.</i><br />
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But when my husband and I met Michael and his family, I could see that my parents were right. Michael was quiet and thoughtful. Angela spoke very good English for someone who came over from Italy when she was 41. She kept apologizing that she couldn't help with serving or clearing because she had to keep her swollen, post-op foot elevated. <br />
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The older daughter, Ludovica, was lovely--tall and slim, with chestnut brown hair and the olive skin so many people try (and fail) to achieve with spray-on tans and Jergen's Natural Glow lotion. She reminded me of the oldest daughter in the Von Trapp family--Louisa--from <i>The Sound of Music</i>--almost an adult, but still with a foothold in childhood, <i>I am 16 going on 17</i>, and all that. My husband later said, <i>I didn't think a teenager existed who was so nice. I kept looking for the chink in the armor and there wasn't any! </i><br />
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But the family member who I liked the most was quite different from the rest. She was a chatty, attention-seeking, boastful little girl with strands of stringy, long hair that she would often chew at when she wasn't holding forth as master of ceremonies at my parents' party.<br />
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<i>When I get older, I'm going to own an Canadian Eskimo Dog. </i><br />
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She said this with the authority that I might use when saying <i>I refuse to argue with you anymore.</i><br />
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It turned out that a Canadian Eskimo Dog was just one of the many breeds she had listed on her Nook, under the assertive title "Dogs I'll Own."<br />
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<i>Italian greyhond (sic)</i><br />
<i>Terrier</i><br />
<i>French bulldog</i><br />
<i>German pincher (sic)</i><br />
<i>Pug</i><br />
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Are you going to own ALL of those dogs, I asked. NOOO, she replied, as if she couldn't believe I would even bother to ask such a silly question. These were just options and more breeds would be added before she was satisfied.<br />
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I was flattered silly when Martina decided that out of all the guests that night, she liked me best. She would follow me around, sit next to me on the couch, and ask me what I was doing and where I was going when I got up to use the bathroom. I was pleased to be chosen, like she had picked me to be her partner on the school bus trip and share her watermelon Jolly Ranchers.<br />
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We watched funny animal videos on her Nook, and then she switched back to her electronic lists. Another of her lists was <i>BFFs</i>. But there were no names, just the header. I asked her if she didn't have at least one best friend (an absolute essential for girls if they wanted to get through the worst of their school years. I always had a best friend, even in sixth grade when many of my other friends abandoned me in various tactless ways.) She said no, all the girls her age were pushy and snotty. She stuck her hands on her hips and sashayed around with her nose pointing to the sky. New Haven, CT is apparently home to all manner of rich and snotty fourth-graders.<br />
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But the idea that she didn't have a BFF didn't seem to phase Martina. She was the kind of kid who didn't hide the fact that she was teacher's pet--getting quarters for knowing
things like which animal stalks its prey the fastest? (the mantis
shrimp--who knew that, besides Martina?). She liked American Girl dolls and was definitely girly, but also liberally used the words "poop" and "butt" in ways that suddenly made those words the funniest in the human language. She cracked me up.<br />
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They say that one of the reasons people have children is so they can
relive their childhood through their kids. But I don't think that
inclination is strictly the province of parents. I find that the
kids that I like the best are the ones who encompass the same qualities
that I did at their age. Is this vanity? Egotism? Or is it a wish to
still have those qualities that made us so confident and fearless once
upon a time?<br />
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Martina wasn't a simulacrum of me as a child, but she was close. The bright, flowery sundress, the way she talked like an adult yet made silly faces like a child. Her matter-of-factness. Her hamminess. All of those were traits that I had at age 8, and that I still have, hidden away so deep behind layers of adult conformity and fear that I don't believe they'll see the light of day again.<br />
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But as much as I laughed at Martina's antics, she also exhausted me. At one point when it seemed that I would be babysitting for the rest of the night instead of relaxing with my glass of Prosecco after a long week, I slipped upstairs and barricaded myself in my old bedroom, which my parents have changed into a study. I worried that when I returned she would no longer look for me, that I would never be her BFF. But I treasure my quiet moments to myself. And she's not my daughter.<br />
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<br />Jennifer Campaniolohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01584812688202324497noreply@blogger.com0